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Monday, May 3, 2010

FLDS Mafia

If anyone is wondering, I have gone undercover among the FLDS lately, and I believe I have discovered the true reason these men women are willing to force themselves to engage in so much "law" breaking.

These so-called innocents have got to be hiding something!

Here is most likely the ring leader, I don't think any Matt Smith or other court-appointed PILL could possibly not be full of fear getting this kind of intimidation.

I call her "Always Obey Mother"


Or it may be this one, the leaders are easy to spot with keen eyes like mine.
"Obey Other Mother 2"




I believe I have also located some of their top lieutenants.
These guys have the looks that could intimidate any police state militant "just doing my job" out there.

"Slick"



"Buggy"


"Say what?"


"Drill Sargent"


I caught this one napping and without her disguise.
"Angelface"



"Lead Man"


And last, but certainly not least...

"Willy The Thug"


I believe I can get more of these highly sought photographs, so stay tuned...

Friday, August 28, 2009

Breaking NEWS! Documented Proof of Elissa Wall Abuse!



New evidence was discovered today from archives found of a secret video recording of the typical abuse Elissa Wall suffered while she was a member of the FLDS Church.

Rodney King nothing! THIS is on film!

Saturday, August 16, 2008

Pliggy, the Dangerous

Ha ha ha ha!

I sent everyone in my email list an email about signing that petition to the governor. I mistakenly thought I could send it to John Lester, the Melaleuca Genius. He decided that pilfering everyone's email address was a great thing to do, and several people emailed me with a complaint that he was spamming them. I, the all powerful pliggy, scared him enough to call the FBI!

He graciously sent me an email telling me what he sent to the FBI:


>>>Al Holm, aka as "Pliggy" online, states online that he likes to "fight." Though it's but a rumor, the FLDS is claimed to believe in "blood atonement," which is, of course, basically killing someone for their own good. I personally don't trust the mental stability of Mr. Holm from what little that I know about him and so I take any threats that he makes even online seriously enough to report it to law enforcement. Here are the two emails that he sent me, and, as you can plainly see, Mr. Holm thinks that HE is law enforcement and that it's incumbent upon HIM to see that the "law" is enforced. Since I'm not aware that I have broken any laws, I am reporting all of this to you. Here's the two emails:

# 1 from Plig Child <pligchild@gmail.com>to gemsmaker@constantcashcollection.biz date Fri, Aug 15, 2008 at 10:23 PM
subject Stealing email addresses hide details 10:23 PM (8 hours ago)

Hey buddy,
Please remove *** from your spam sending list. As well as everyone else you got from my email. If you don't do it quick, the little pliggy is gonna give you some email problems of your own.
I don't like to threaten you again Mr Lester at gemsmaker@constantcashcollection.biz, but these people are not interested in your spam.
Sincerely
Pliggy

# 2 This is your final warning

Plig Child to gemsmaker show details 10:25 PM (8 hours ago) Reply from Plig Child <pligchild@gmail.com>to gemsmaker@constantcashcollection.bizdate Fri, Aug 15, 2008 at 10:25
PMsubject This is your final warning

Stop sending *** emails from your google group!
Pliggy

>>>>Now, while his threats are only in the form of some type of cyber-retaliation, with this guy, given his background, one never knows where he might take this. I would appreciate someone contacting him if only by email for him to know that this report was taken seriously enough for someone to warn him to take any disputes with me thru civil means. Thank you, John Lester
PS I can be contacted at the contact information that I have provided. PPS Also, I don't know for sure that he lives in Hildale, Utah, although I know that, at one time, he lived in or around the FLDS "twin cities" area of Hilldale, Utah and Colorado City, Arizona. Where he lives today, I do not know, but in those cities or areas would be most likely still.
johnlesterakathegemsmaker@gmail.com

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Well now that I got a good belly laugh, I do hope Mr Lester can sleep well at night. But for a little while at least anytime someone sends you spam to your inbox, reply with one of Mr Lesters two email addresses. That is until he apologizes for being a nut. It's for your own good Lester.

Friday, July 18, 2008

Can't Watch This

If you are FLDS, you are not allowed to watch this, it will make the spirit leak out of your bodies.

Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Great News!

I just recieved this email and I think it will really help! I think I will send him all my personal information!:

"Hello, I am an investment consultant working with Bank Of Scotland, HBOS. at their Offshore Department Edinburgh, Scotland. I will be happy to work this deal out with you if you have a coperate or personal Bank Account and if you are capable to keep TOP SECRET. I need strong Assurance that you will never let me down, if I transter this money to your account. During one of our periodic auditing, I discovered a dormant accounts with holding balance of £36,000.000.00 {Thirty Six million British Pounds Sterlings only} this account has not been operated for the past years. As at this moment, I am constrained to issue more details about this business until your response is received. If you are not familiar with my Bank profile, you are free to ask. I look forward to hearing from you as soon as possible if you are interested, on replying send the account information as below together with your international passport: Bank Name................Bank Address.............Beneficiary Name.........Account Number...........Swift Code...............Your Tel/Fax Numbers.....State & Country.........Company name ..........(If any).

Thank you for your time and attention.
Warmest regards,
Mr.Ryan Bolton.
Contact via E-mail: ryanbolton009@yahoo.co.uk"